Hmmm, I reeeeallly don’t want to think how many more of those I’ll have to write 😀
Anyhow, the wise men of all ages were fond of saying – “Never do anything right!”
Therefore, you all should listen to those smart people, and always, always go left.
Remember, step too far to the right and you risk eternal fanfiction :]
It’s Sunday! You know what this means, right?
It’s your weekly reading compre…
Nah. Don’t feel like it. This week I’m taking you guys on a magical journey. Don’t look around to hard, you may find some scary stuff. And don’t go in to deep! Remember, people that poke around where they are not supposed to go on the naughty list.
Before we start, a bunch of small announcements:
1. Because of aggregators, we are no longer listing on Novel Updates. Auto chapter submission is disabled, and we have asked the mods not to accept manual ones. Please do not submit the chapter link to be listed, especially not direct chapter links that bypass the modest protection measures we have right now. Somebody did that last week, it slipped past the NU mods. Waking up to that wasn’t cool. If that repeats, we’ll have to start password protection.
2. None of the subscription feeds ( RSS, Atom, wordpress, etc. ) are, or will be working. This is by design.
3. For people who clicked a bad link: The IP blacklisting is not automatic, and not all of the bad links are given the same weight. Unless you happen to visit absolutely every honeypot ( including the hidden ones and the ones no sane human is likely to open ), nothing will likely happen to you. Still, don’t be stupid curious, please. Checking the list takes away free time I could spend on editing, you’re decreasing the chance a double release will ever happen.
And with that done, your weekly reading comprehension test:
There is a correct link somewhere in this paragraph, but it’s not the one here. You want to click on this dot instead ->.<- All other chapter links are fake, they lead to weird and wonderful places unknown. Some are downright scary, so just don’t click here. Or all you’ll find on this site in the future will be fanfiction.net
Pete
And we’re back! Now, please do read the following veery carefully.
This post has a number of links leading to various flawed versions of the chapter for the amusement of our aggregating friends. Do not click ones like this one here, I will be harvesting the IP addresses of computers visiting the fake chapters. If you do, you may find your future self reading some sort of furry porn or My Little Pony fanfiction. Only click on the legitimate link. Everything else is a trap you should not read here.
Will show up in this post sometime over the next 24-48 hours.
I have a fever, the screen is blurry and my brain draws blanks when I demand it provides me with words 😛
In the meantime, have a teaser and suffer with me ;]
Advance warning : 74 is also likely to be delayed by a couple of days.
