Akuyaku Reijo Ni Koi Wo Shite 83rd Update!

On the day when the rabbit died Brother Maynard opened the Book of Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one. And it was written there:

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.”
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu–

And a bit was skipped for brevity.

And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”

To commemorate that event, you shall find the chapter by counting as the sacred text dictates. Happy reading.

1. _CHAPTER?_

2. _CHAPTER!_

3. _CHAPTER!?_

4. _CHAPTER?!_

Akuyaku Reijo Ni Koi Wo Shite 81st Update!

Eh. Did you ever have that moment, when a brilliant novel suddenly turned to utter crap in one horrible reveal? I had one of those just now, and I’m not sure I can carry on. I don’t even have the spirit to figure out a puzzle for this week. Now I understand why Enori took until Friday to translate this particular chapter. Just look at this… atrocity:


The moment Lambert resolved himself to speak his mind, the door to the room slammed open with a loud bang.

And when everyone turned to see what is this ruckus all about, they saw Charlotte on the threshold with even more determination in her eyes than Lambert was showing.

“Your Highness! Prince Arnold, I have a request!” she nearly shouted as she walked to where the Crown Prince was sitting.

“…Y-Yes, my lady?”

Arnold was completely overwhelmed by Charlotte’s aura.

“Please marry me!”

“Pardon?”

“Make me your wife, Highness!”

“Whaaa!?”

This stunned everyone in the room. A marriage proposal coming from a lady, furthermore one addressed to a Crown Prince of the realm, was simply without precedent.

“I can think of no other way to protect her! Please, Highness! Grant me strength to do so!”

“…What is this about?”

Well, he had an idea. She wanted the official position of his wife to protect Ariel. The big question was, what on earth would warrant such a step?

“Ariel is—”

“Lady Charlotte!” “Wait!”

“Ariel is a follower of Eris!!!”


Nothing good comes from the Internet on 1st of April. I need to rethink my life. Stay strong friends!

Akuyaku Reijo Ni Koi Wo Shite 78th Update!

Hmmm, I reeeeallly don’t want to think how many more of those I’ll have to write 😀

Anyhow, the wise men of all ages were fond of saying – “Never do anything right!”

Therefore, you all should listen to those smart people, and always, always go left.

_GO LEFT!_ ||| _GO RIGHT!_

Remember, step too far to the right and you risk eternal fanfiction :]

Akuyaku Reijo Ni Koi Wo Shite 76th Update!

. Before we start, a bunch of small announcements:

1. Because of aggregators, we are no longer listing on Novel Updates. Auto chapter submission is disabled, and we have asked the mods not to accept manual ones. Please do not submit the chapter link to be listed, especially not direct chapter links that bypass the modest protection measures we have right now. Somebody did that last week, it slipped past the NU mods. Waking up to that wasn’t cool. If that repeats, we’ll have to start password protection.

2. None of the subscription feeds ( RSS, Atom, wordpress, etc. ) are, or will be working. This is by design.

3. For people who clicked a bad link: The IP blacklisting is not automatic, and not all of the bad links are given the same weight. Unless you happen to visit absolutely every honeypot ( including the hidden ones and the ones no sane human is likely to open ), nothing will likely happen to you. Still, don’t be stupid curious, please. Checking the list takes away free time I could spend on editing, you’re decreasing the chance a double release will ever happen.


And with that done, your weekly reading comprehension test:

There is a correct link somewhere in this paragraph, but it’s not the one here. You want to click on this dot instead ->.<- All other chapter links are fake, they lead to weird and wonderful places unknown. Some are downright scary, so just don’t click here. Or all you’ll find on this site in the future will be fanfiction.net

Pete

Akuyaku Reijo Ni Koi Wo Shite 75th Update!

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And we’re back! Now, please do read the following veery carefully.

This post has a number of links leading to various flawed versions of the chapter for the amusement of our aggregating friends. Do not click ones like this one here, I will be harvesting the IP addresses of computers visiting the fake chapters. If you do, you may find your future self reading some sort of furry porn or My Little Pony fanfiction. Only click on the legitimate link. Everything else is a trap you should not read here.