Author: Pete

Honestly, I don’t know why I felt the itch again.

I really don’t.

Meh.

A dead project from a dead group on a dead blog. Here, have a ghost of a chapter. Seems fitting.

Translated by Aoitenshi years ago, apparently. You probably won’t see this, but thanks for trying friend.

Pete.

Chapter brought to you by Aoi, Deus, Eno, and me uwu

Thank you for your patience y’all.

No riddle as thanks.

I’ve been busy, but I heard you dissenters. Rejoice!
I bring to you the 112th Chapter!

Yes. It’s been 5 months since last update. I’ve been painfully aware ok 🙁
Next chappie should be out sooner than not though
(We got some of our big bosses back uwu )

Again, special thanks to:
Aoi (TL)
Deus (PR)

No special games today, so just click the link below 🙂

Hello, it is again I. Myuu.
I’m aware it’s now May.
Yes, we’re not dead.
We’re just dead struggling :’)
…
If ya’ll ever see Aoi around, that’s our TL. Praise him 😀

Anyways! Big Boss is still out of commission.
A SecondWind came and prodded at us to pick up some speed.
And a special thanks to a guest PR: Anonymous Jackal.

So shall we play an old game?
Duck…Duck…HoNk

Hello, it is I, Myuu.
Big Boss got swallowed by the void.
I’ve been forgoing sleep to get this out faster…
Especially considering the hiatus orz

How do I link the chapter…ah yes…here we go~

Chapter here

Sincerely,
The Magnanimous Myuu

Halloween release! This calls for—

Let it go~♪ Let it go~♪

What? Where did that come from? Where was I… The puzz—

Let it go~♪ Let it go~♪

Author, plz.

Let it go~♪ Let it go~♪

Fine. Whatever. I give up.

CHAPTER

PS. Don’t do this a home kids. The Mouse is mighty and rich in lawyers.

I had a dream. I dreamt that I would finish this project by the end of the year. Then, suddenly, September came to an end and I got woken up by the fact my translators went all Schrödinger. They are apparently alive, but at the same time very, very dead. Curse you quantum physics, why must you be a part of reality. By the way, Schrödinger’s thought experiment involved a cat. Thought you might want to know.

Anyhow, chapters.

It’s been a while so I commissioned one of those from a friend. Thanks, nomad. I know you’re not reading this, but appreciated nonetheless.

Chapter
Chapter

So, this chapter reminded me of that one comedic routine. Very inappropriate, offended all kinds of people. Couldn’t tell why, really. Just look at this very educational exchange below. It teaches you that practice is bad, the facilities are no longer nice, and it’s all about the proper location. Simply priceless fount of wisdom!

Achmed: (…) Knock-knock !
JD: Who’s there ?
Achmed: Me. I kill you.
JD: So look, as a suicide-bomber have you had a training ?
Achmed: Of course we have the suicide-bomber training camp.
JD: Ah ! Is there a nice facility ?
Achmed: It used to be…
JD: What happened ?
Achmed: New guy… the idiot kinda practiced!
JD: What do you guys learned from that ?
Achmed: Location, location, location.

Excuse me for not linking to the source, I recall this being banned in some of the Muslim countries. No need to trigger the censors needlessly.

On an unrelated note – we’re out of stockpile, so the next chapter will take a while. Second half of September probably.

Pete